Steph's Brain Farts

The Celestial GoldPug:



Centuries of careful inbreeding and the adding of selected contaminants in the breeding pools has brought us the inquisitive Celestial GoldPug. Once a pet reserved for royalty, the Celestial GoldPug, so named for it's skyward-facing eyes, thrives in most any PH of water and makes an excellent first pet for small children. Over the recent decades, however, it has developed an unexplained fear of airplanes and turkey...